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It’s been a couple years since I was really into Death Note, so I had actually forgotten the names of some of the secondary characters that appear in this gallery – apologies to Watari and (possibly) Mikami, but you guys apparently weren’t super memorable! Possibly because I, like just about everyone else, was too caught up in the tension between L and Light. Okay, I also had a little crush on Matsuda, but he’s not in here, sadly. Near and Mello make an appearance, but by and large, these photos are mostly summed up as “Light fucks everyone, but mostly L” – which really, isn’t a bad thing at all, because Light is pretty hot! Source is Just Cartoon Dicks, if you’re interested in seeing more.

For the past couple of weeks, I’ve been in the mood to either re-read or re-watch (or both) the Lord Of The Rings series, but for some reason, my lazy ass just hasn’t gotten around to doing either of those things… yet somehow, I’ve made the time to search for yaoi of the characters. Go figure. Anyhow, if I share my finds from Just Cartoon Dicks with you guys, it makes me seem productive, right? So here you go: Legolas, Elrond, Aragorn, an orc, and what could either be Boromir or Faramir, I haven’t quite decided. Of course, as it’s been a few years since I read the books or watched the movies, it could also be someone that I’ve just randomly forgotten. Sometimes I just suck like that. I’d make a joke right now about how the unidentified guy also seems to really enjoy a different kind of sucking, but I’m simply too much of a mature adult type to do so, you see. Ahem.

The fact that this anime is called “Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann” always makes me hungry – no, wait, before you think that I’m totally insane and weird and run away, I have a relatively good reason! It’s because the name reminds me of the Lotte Toppo snack brand from Japan, which is sort of like reversed Pocky and (in my opinion) much tastier. But not nearly as tasty as this Gurren Lagann yaoi from Just Cartoon Dicks! That was a pretty sweet segueway, if I do say so myself… but I do legitimately find Kamina really hot, in spite of his insane glasses, so that’s why he dominates this gallery. Simon is also pretty well represented, plus a few minor characters as well. It’s no creme brulee-filled Toppo snack, but it’s still pretty delicious!

So if I knew more about these two animes, I could probably come up with some (far-fetched) explanation for why on earth the male characters from Naruto and Avatar: The Last Airbender are somehow not only in the same world, but also having a straight-out, no-holds-barred gay orgy… but since I don’t really know shit and source website Just Cartoon Dicks isn’t telling, you’ll just have to leave it up to your imagination, dear reader. Or just go read some crossover fanfiction or something, I don’t know. I’m feeling too lazy today to write anything worth a damn about why Aang is sucking Naruto’s dick, same for Kakashi and Sokka or any of the other pairings and threesomes in this gallery… so please forgive me and just enjoy it, okay?

So here I am with another update from Just Cartoon Dicks featuring a franchise that I’m not terribly familiar with. I was a pretty sheltered kid, so even though I’m the right age to fondly remember the Street Fighter games, I don’t… my only experience with them was when I visited family across the country who happened to live near an arcade. So while I can tell you that this gallery has Ryu, that’s about the only character I can identify with any certainty. I have a bit more experience with the other game series that’s featured here – the Mortal Kombat series – but only with one of their games. One of my friends had Mortal Kombat 3, and I was actually pretty badass as Kitana, Noob Saibot, and Kung Lao, if I do say so myself! So I can tell you that Liu Kang, Raiden, Scorpion, Sub-Zero, and what I think is Reptile are all here, but I might be missing any that are from the other MK games. As usual, if you think you can help me ID everyone, leave me a comment on the main site and let me know who everybody is and maybe I can edit their names in to this description to make it easier for Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat yaoi fans to get their fix!

Okay, I’ll admit it: I’ve never played Final Fantasy VII before. I don’t even have a good excuse – we have the original version as well as having it downloaded on our PS3 and PSP, and yet… I just haven’t gotten around to it. In fact, the upcoming Final Fantasy XIII will be the first FF game – aside from counting a small portion of 10 – that I’ve ever bought myself and played through. However, I did instantly recognize a few of these characters from Just Cartoon Dicks – well, it’s sort of hard to exist as a diehard internet user and NOT see how many people are obsessed with Sephiroth. Just the other day I was reading like 5 different Encyclopedia Dramatica entries about people who believe that they’re “astral married” or something to him… but anyway. I’ve identified the characters in this particular gallery as Cloud Strife, Cid Highwind, Vincent Valentine, the aforementioned Sephiroth some of his clones from Advent Children… and then one random guy that I couldn’t figure out. He’s in the first photo, fucking Cloud, so leave a comment on the site’s main blog if you know who he is, I guess.

One of my New Year’s resolutions was to update this site more, because I always sort of feel like an asshole when I realize how much I neglected it last year. So I’m going to try to post new content around once a week – if I don’t, feel free to leave comments yelling at me about it! Anyhow, here’s this week’s gallery: a bunch of Justice League yaoi goodness from Just Cartoon Dicks. Let’s see, we’ve got Batman, Superman, Lex Luthor, Martian Manhunter, one of the Green Lanterns (John Stewart, though I’d personally prefer Hal Jordan), Flash, and both the Teen Titans version of Robin as well as the Nightwing incarnation – a pretty good selection, if I do say so myself!

I’ve never watched the Naruto anime series, but I do have to admit that I can see why people seem to crave Naruto yaoi so much – that Sasuke guy is kinda hot, and whoever the dude is with the spikey, silver hair and half-mask is… um, he’s even hotter. Maybe I should give the show a shot sometime… I mean, I pretty much have only seen two anime series if you don’t count video game adaptations, so maybe I need to expand my horizons to include more hot guys like said masked dude (um, can someone tell me his name, please?). We’ll see. Anyhow, this update comes from super-badass gay hentai website Just Cartoon Dicks, which is to be expected… they have yaoi of seriously every popular anime and cartoon in existance, I think. Just Cartoon Dicks pretty much rules.

When browsing a certain yaoi fan board (oh, hell, it’s just /y/), I’ve come to realize that there is almost ALWAYS a thread where some deprived fanboy/girl is requesting as much Teen Titans yaoi as anyone can give them. Now, I’m not extremely well-versed in this particular franchise – I do read DC comics, but I’m more of a Justice League girl, myself. But that doesn’t mean that I can’t help my fellow yaoi fans out and deliver them some gay adventures featuring Robin, Beast Boy, Speedy and all the rest, courtesy of the ever-awesome Just Cartoon Dicks. So enjoy!

The recently-launched Just Cartoon Dicks has already made me a fan for life. How, you ask, did I become smitten so quickly? Um, two words: Bleach yaoi. I’ve recently gotten into the show, and I was already fantasizing about Ichigo’s sexual adventures, so when I saw that Just Cartoon Dicks had some amazingly high-quality yaoi comics featuring everyone from Renji to Uryu, I was sold. But then, as the icing on the already sweet cake, I found that they had Inuyasha yaoi as well – um, could Just Cartoon Dicks be any more awesome? I don’t think so.